Holy shit, Maddox… doesn’t suck?

I wrote a ways back on how Maddox sucks. In case you don’t know, Maddox is the Armenian that encourages date rape, lynching gays, and hating America. You should have seen his article “String up the faggots”, in which he discussed stringing up faggots, and his later work “I think circumcision should be mandatory, just a total circumcision where they cut off the entire dick so you fuckheaded Americans can’t produce any more cunt droppings you pieces of ALALALALA JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD.”

Ah, typical Maddox, you cockskin hater, you. Anyway, Maddox recently posted his latest article, “I hope I get swine flu“, in which he opines that he wants to get swine flu so he can show us how manly he is and how big his balls are and that the swine flu is actually pretty much the same as regular flu.

This article should be on CNN Headline News, but isn’t because all the CNN news anchors are out with swine flu. The headline: “Maddox publishes first readable article in two years”. Maddox, you have my respect for this article. It didn’t suck.

Also, speaking of circumcision and it being mandatory on Americans, fuck you, Americans. Only in America do they cut off their children’s foreskins in the name of Jesus so their children don’t get STDs from fucking French hookers. I’ll have the whole story in my statement on circumcision later this week. Oh yeah, and you Americans can’t wash under your baby boys’ dick skin because you’re all fundamentalist Christian zealots, so they get infections and you have circumcise them anyway. This is because you’re all retarded. All of you. And you too, Canadians. All of you are a bunch of slack-jawed yokels with no mental capacity, no taste in music, food, architecture, cars, or sports, and New Mexico is the worst of all. Remember, it developed the atomic bomb, murdering hundreds of thousands of Japanese. New Mexico is the most violent, despicable, depraved, destructive state in the dumbest country on Earth. Fuck you, New Mexico.

And peace out from Vrillon of the Ashtar Galactic Command.

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6 Responses to “Holy shit, Maddox… doesn’t suck?”

  1. John G Says:

    Maddox is washed up and now sucking off fanboys at Gaming sites. His site is shit, if you google maddox now all you get is Brangelinas kid info lol. Maddox was cool for about that year then faded off into obscurity and traded in his pirate persona for a king rbe to hide his pasty white ass thats obviously out of shape and doughy from hiding behind a screen his whole life and thinking he’s an innovator. Whaa, email me and i will get my legions (5) of fans to shit in your inbox.

  2. tuan Says:

    where are these articles about “faggots” and “circumcision”? i would like to see for myself what he wrote.

    was that last paragraph a parody of maddox’s writing style? i ask because of the questionable basis for that ridicule. you can’t just pretend he talked about those things, and then lampoon his nonexistent works about said things. what’s the point in reading that?

    about his dumbass fans; that’s bound to happen with any entertainer – especially when the fans don’t get the underlying message of what he’s saying and just latch onto him like drones. having dumbass fans isn’t enough reason to disregard the source itself.

    • anon Says:

      It’s a damn shame that there many jerks who masturbate to that stupid satirist. Hell, it sickens me that they all defend him blindly. Why, they should just go fuck themselves like the asswipes they are.

  3. no one Says:

    no. fuck you, you lying racist piece o’ shit who jacks of to Maddox, kisses his ass, sucks on his dick. you an’ him can fuck the shit out of each other in hell for all I care.


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