Post By PrettyPrincess: Pranks To Play On Boys

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govener depoy told me 2 say i drew this myself!!!!! no help from him!! see im a good drawer

hey everone!!!! 2day we re going 2 go over some fun little pranks u cn play on tenage boys 2 irritate them!!!!! hahaha its sooooooo fun!

are u ready? k, here they are:

  • act liek you like a guy nd then act like a bitch to him!!!!!1

hahaha this one is sooooo fun to do especilly 2 nurd-boyz. First, u go 2 a niec concert or sumthn he lieks and act all cooooooll, like u liek him and giv him ur phone number (or intarnet im address, aftr all theyre nerds) then when he calls u bck, u dont pick up or u tell him hes a stalker nd nevar call again or else youll cal the police on him!!!!!!!!1 hahahah its so cute when nerds tink there good enuf for u!!!

  • act liek an idiot al tha time so everone thins ur stoopid!!!!!

This one is good so boys think that you’re so stupid you can’t do anything even remotely productive or good for them (other than sex, but that’s usually good, unless it’s with somebody who doesn’t look exactly like you want him to down to specifically-placed body hairs). You’ll never understand how well this has worked for me. For example, I once had a class where there were several boys and a few girls like me. It was easy to get out of work. There were two major things you had to do:

  1. Do everything as badly and slowly as you can. When you accidentally do well at something, you have to gloat to the boys about how smart girls are.creep.jpg
  2. When all else fails and the males in your class are getting sick of you, you sit on the laps of the dumbest ones so they’re so horny they can’t get any work done, either.

Oh sure, a few hard-working nerds will get irritated by your idiotic behavior, but that’s just because they’re on to you, and nobody cares what they think anyway.

  • post half-nekkid picturs of urself on tha intarnet 2 teese boyz!!!

this 1 is a litle bit dangurus if ur not carful. be sure nevar 2 show off 2 much of urself, try to maek ur face diffcult 2 see then when soem oldar man (prefarbly admin on site) teels u how prety u r u thank him and atack nebody (thats anybody) else who sez that ur prety nd say there perverts its relly fun!!!!!!!1

best site 2 teese boyz on is myspase or flickr try not 2 go 2 anime or videogame sites or else theyll see u as a nurd and wont liek u!

  • be as vindicktive, arogant and mean as possible.

disgusting_woman.jpgboyz liek mean girls, they see them as unaprochable and therfore apealing. u wnt 2 act liek theyre dirt evan if u liek them. if they try 2 get ur atention by touch u on tha shoulder u give them a dirty look nd if they try 2 talk 2 u try to get out of the conversation 2 tha point that it turns them off.

act liek a lesbian, evan if u arnt one.

boyz like lesbos, this is very good way 2 get boyz 2 liek u nd its very funy to see tha looks on theyre faces when tehy hear ur stories of hooking up with ur girlfriends. nevarmind tehy might expect u 2 do taht in real lief when u hook up wit them! u might not evan live that long (u know u nevar know)!!!!

so remembar these. if u do tehm right theyre very funny nd fun!

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6 Responses to “Post By PrettyPrincess: Pranks To Play On Boys”

  1. Sandi Says:

    LOL you sound like my type of prankster type person..but i went a little farther with some of my friends..we had a sleep over at my house one night – we were about 14 – and it was about 2 in the morning and we were all getting bored so we decided to go to my brothers room to get a cd -he was sleeping and snoring away lol…. anyway one of my friends happend to notice something strange and she whispered to us ‘ omg come look at this’ so we were all like ‘whats wrong’ ? and she pointed to my brother who was only about 1/2 covered up and it was all she could do to not bust out laughing..he was sleeping with no pants on and his butt was totally hanging out of the sheet ! it was soooooooo funny.. anyway we had to leave the room before we all started laughing and my friend went back to my room to get her camera and she took like 3 pictures of him ! and he still has no idea we did it..now ever time they come over they want to go check him out lol…

  2. jhbkhjkh Says:

    like like it’s spelled like

  3. hailey Says:

    omg! like omg liek and then i was like omg!<—- hahah! this is SOOOO STUPID…what the heck? its not even a prank. wow. u are so immature! “pretty princess omg!! isnt it pretty?” boys have feelings too! you definetely are a b$#^h!!

  4. Brigid Says:

    Dear Friends, Happy April Fool’s Day!!

    A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command “Jump!”
    In a first stage of experiment he removed flea’s leg, told her to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: “Upon removing one leg all flea organs function properly.”
    So, he removed the second leg, asked the flea to jump, she obeyed, so he wrote again: “Upon removing the second leg all flea organs function properly.”
    Thereafter he removed all the legs but one, the flea jumped when ordered, so he wrote again: “Upon removing the next leg all flea organs function properly.”
    Then he removed the last leg. Told flea to jump, and nothing happened. He did not want to take a chance, so he repeated the experiment several times, and the legless flea never jumped. So he wrote the conclusion: “Upon removing the last leg the flea loses sense of hearing.”

    Happy April Fool’s Day!


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