Cabbage Causes Massive Explosion

I decided to write this post today, because after reviewing my last one, I instantaneously realized it made far too much sense. Today, I am going to just write something incredibly random.

So you know about how whenever clouds come down out of the sky, it usually means a tornado, or that you are about to die, or something? Well, obviously, that’s what I saw today. There was this big cloud falling over Rio Rancho, and it was all coming down, and down, AND DOWN AND DOWN AND AHHHHH AND AHHHHH

Uh… Anyway.

Yes. Oh, yes, and, I also have news about Luigiville. No, wait, about some girl. No, wait. Ok, yes. Do you normally eat cabbage? Because cabbage will make you fart. Yes, I know, that is difficult to believe, but it will, in fact, make gas escape from your assal regions. That is the report of the Fartknocker Institute, run by Dr. John Fartknocker. In his words: “Cabbage contains large quantities of hydrogen, which is explosive. Therefore, if you eat too much, you will explode. This is shown by the incredible farting of my colleague, who often makes entire cities explode into smelly flame. His farts, it should be noted, are Silent but Deadly.”

So, in retrospect, it appears that: AHHHHHHHH…….