Milo
welcome, my gothic brethren. Be exposed to thine site and its great sadness. May ye come from the site of sadness and be saddened.
February 25, 2006Why is it always me
Which must always protecteth the Gothic cause?
Why must you people be such assholes
And be mean to me?
Pain
Agony
Nihilism
i’m sick of the crap being placed all ovar teh intarnets saying how stupid goths are! It is getting out of hand. For example, I recently found this image:
Clearly, teh authorz0r decided that this picture-of goths showing themselves was somehow “funnY’, according to our societys definition of “funny”, as in something that is mean to somebody else. This is wrong, in fact ive decided to show just how wrong peoples misconceptions of goth truly are:
ALL GOTHS have sex with animals- this is quite clearly not true, unless you count dead ones.
ALL GOTHS dress in black and attend Slipknot concerts- also SO not true, I can’t stand slipknot and prefer korn much more.
ALL GTOHS liek ninjas and/or pirates- Both are conformists, therefore us Goths do not like them because likign them would be like putting us with the conformists that worhsip Disney and Walmart and George Bush.
I wrote this because its been a while since I went onto teh int4rnets. In that time, I have found Encyclpedia Dramatica. They’re mean to goths. How sad is tat? they just dont understand us. But they are funny, they understand that not making fun of the conformist Steve Irwing would be conformist. thats disgusting.
Comments:
Dammit, I thought I could be rid of you spreading your stupid Goth B.S. over and over again. Now since you’ve decided to start irritating your governor again with your idiotic presence, I’ve prepared an attack against you:
1. Milo, everybody on the Internet is just joking around. Seriously, having a sense of humor is important.2. Encyclopedia Dramatica makes fun of everybody. If you think they rip on goths, you should see the stuff they write about furries or anime geeks, and both those groups are irritating because they take that shit seriously.
Please, for the love of God stop writing if you don’t even know what you’re writing about. -Gothman3211
Hey, you know what man?? I KNOW THEYRE JOKING!!! I just dont think its writte for them to do so. -milo
No you didn’t know, and you write like you’re twelve. -Pireman3219
Hey, you know what guys I think he’s serious and I think hes writte -notmilo
Milo, you’ve got to be kidding, if you’re going to defend yourself through a puppet account I can’t believe you chose to do it with the name “notmilo”. You can see that a million miles away, dumbass.
A WINNAR IS YOU -Pireman3219
No im not milo -notmilo
Oh please, keep on doing that shit and I’ll start trolling your stupid ass. -Pireman3219
Just try it -notmilo
Also IM STILL NOT MILO -notmilo
February 25, 2006 AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Why me?
Why is it that I must be the one
That has to eat SPAM for lunch
And get beaten up by that stupid jock assmaster
While my retarded sister
gets to eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
And dates the stupid jock assmaster?
Why do I have to have food allergies?
Pain
Agony
Nihilism Hmmph. I wanted a PB and J for sandwich, and guess who gets it? That’s right, my retarded sister!!!!!! Why? Because I’ll get all bloated and explode if I get peanuts? Damn my peanut allergies! So I tried to get SPAM with my sandwich, and it SUCKED!!! THEN I WENT TO THE PROM WITH MY MOM AND THAT STUPID JOCK BRENT KICKED MY ASS! I HATE EVERYONE! WHY DOES MY LIFE HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD!!?? PS I DIDNT MEAN THAT I WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU YOU MORON BUT WHY DOES MY STUPIDASS SISTER??!!
Comments:
HEY WHOA MAN, WHATS YOUR PORBLEM MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO CRY TO MOMMY HAHAHAHAHAH YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME LEAVE ME ALONE YOU HOMO -Sportsfan54545454545454545454545Ah. That sucks. -Pireman3299
September 23, 2005 Death
Agony
Nihilism
More Death
Why couldn’t it have been someone else that crashed his car into a fire hydrant?
Why did it have to be me?
What about my retarded sister?
I hate her so bad.
Pain
Agony
Nihilism I hate my retarded sister so much. I crashed my car into a fire hydrant while I was with her, and then they blamed it on me! Why? Why is it always my fault? I hate her so much, she’s always updating her damned blog and making out with her next ugly boyfriend, she’s such a whore. I hate her so much, I wish she was dead.
Comments:
What? Because it was your fault, you dumbass. Maybe next time you won’t be so stupid with your damned car! And what do you do? What is this “site of sadness?” You don’t deserve to be a Goth, you stupid poser. lol -Gothman3211Yeah, I’d have to agree, although your posts are really funny. -Pireman3299
September 5, 2005 Ah, my nihilism
Is it not sad?
Why doth we people live through our own nihilism
And why must we someday die?
Is it not sad?
What about me
In this noble game of the sages
I think it is Monopoly
Or something like that. It is so sad this week. Because of this Hurricane Katrina thing, my mother says we must spend some of our money on others. Why? I don’t get it. What did they do for me? Why must I suffer?
Comments:
You doth be an asshole. Don’t be so selfish, thine friend. You must remember, that you are but a human, and must help others as well. lol -Gothman3211What? Why are you such a prick? These people lost their lives and you’re bitching? You ass. -Pireman3299
August 15, 2005 It is so sad.
My sister has gone
With her boyfriend
To the movies
And then she told my mom
That I was the one
That told the rumors
That she weighed 300 pounds
And people believed it
Because she is fat.
Pain
Agony
Nihilism
So anyway, I was going to the mall to buy the latest KORN CD (the most nonconformist band of all, by far) and lo and behold I see my sister there, with her dumbass boyfriend. I called him a “loser” and he punched me in the face. I would have fought back, but alas, I am now a Goth. I could not. I can only write about it here.
Pain
Agony
Damned conservatives
Oh, yeah, and
Damned liberals
They are all so conformist
Nihilism
So, anyway, I switched from my old Maddox format. Maddox is so conformist. He talks about popular things. I will be nonconformist and not talk about popular things. Or maybe I will. It doth dependeth on mine moodeths. Buteth, this blog doth be for me to talk about stuff. I just became a Goth, because I wanted to. Eth. Also because my best friend, Jeff, started dating my sister. How sad. So I madeth thiseth Blog of Sadness. I am sad.
Comments:
I doth know thine sadness. It doth be sad to say such a thing and have it hit you right in the face. lol -Gothman3211Yes. Death to thine sister’s boyfriend. -Pireman3299
