Rape Class Was Right: You Probably Are A Rapist

As a corollary: If you have to get her drunk, you’re a rapist (and probably a sicko too).

There are two kinds of people in this world: namely, feminists and chauvinists. Nobody has ever been found who did not fit into one of these camps somehow, whether by a large margin or by an infinitesimally huge margin, because regardless of whether one wants it or not, they are either male or female, and that means that they constantly try to Play For Their Team, a common human trait also known as mental retardation.

There’s a reason I call it “mental retardation”, by the way; it leads to people acting like ignorant assholes. Case in point: The issue of rape. On the feminists’ side, we have the arrogant bitching hippies who do stupid shit like put flyers on automobile windshields saying things like “POTENTIAL RAPIST” in bold letters, apparently meaning that this particular driver prefers to spend his nights raping women for fun, the way that other people prefer to spend their nights bowling or going to church charity auctions. They’re ignorant because they’re making these statements about males, implying that all males are just a big fat rape party waiting to happen; they’re assholes because they are, like so many people, making blanket assumptions about people who often simply want to get to school or work without having to deal with horrible subjects like rape.

And of course, on the chauvinists’ side, we have the totally blind assholes who never, ever, ever acknowledge the possibility that a woman might have been raped, that never blame the guy whenever he rapes a woman who’s drunk (because it’s her fault for getting drunk the same way frat brothers do every night, right, guys?), that believe that all the statistics about rape are lies, and that it’s perfectly acceptable for men to plead for sex from women, even if the woman wouldn’t enjoy it. It’s not even necessary to explain why they’re ignorant assholes; all you have to look for is the ancient feelings of male domination they have embedded in their Paleolithic skulls.

The problem both sides have is that they’re concentrating on labels. Look, rape is forceful, unwanted sex; it happens often. Any situation in which a guy has to beg for it is probably rape; look, the woman doesn’t want you, dipshit, get some self-respect and don’t go after women you have to beg for a relationship from. Even if she’s your wife, if you have to beg, it’s rape. I know a lot of guys have trouble with this concept, but sex is not a one-person pleasure-fest, unless it’s masturbation.

Even if sexual contact doesn’t constitute rape, it’s often still wrong to engage in it. I remember knots of Goths and drama students in high school who constantly hugged and groped and grabbed at each other in a manner others would often call “sexual harassment.” One of the happiest days of my life was in watching a teacher call these dumbasses out on their sick little grope-fests. Behavior like that might not be called “rape”, but that doesn’t make it any more idiotic. It’s ironic that a lot of the guys who bitch about feminists’ views about “rape” are the same sick unwashed fat nerds who are constantly ogling women and trying to look up womens’ skirts in public, engaging in much the same sort of behavior those Goths and drama dorks engaged in, because they can’t find a girlfriend. Here’s a hint: If you weigh over three hundred pounds, haven’t bathed in a week and can engage in serious conversation over World of Warcraft, you have more serious problems than the fact that “women don’t like you”. Women don’t have a problem with you, they might even love you, but if you seriously expect somebody to have sex with you when you have a smell that could stun a buffalo, you’re out of your effing mind.

People should stop concentrating on the word “rape.” The problem with words like “rapist,” such as “racist” or “abuser”, is that they single out people rather than concentrating on the fact that these problems are societal. Though we often have to put people in jail for such behavior, it doesn’t just come in little incidents that the general populace can use to pick on just one particular person who says or does something they don’t like; things like racism, rape and abuse happen every single day to almost everybody, and singling out one person out of the human herd and sending him to the slaughter does not fix the problem, it’s just a placebo. Until we start to look at the racism, abusiveness, and sexual harassment we ourselves are guilty of every day, we cannot begin to eradicate them from our behavior. I’m guilty of ‘em–I’m a no good, dirty racist abuser scoundrel. I wonder just how many of you agree with me.